Puppies. The nerve.
Written by creak on March 13, 2012
Can you believe the nerve of puppies these days? They think they run the show and that the bright pet-shop in the sky revolves around them.
Well, I have some news for you, pups. Wait until you grow up. Life is more than the perpetual search for a bigger and shinier fire hydrant. Responsibilities and performing tricks on-command are a big part of real life. Not to mention potentially having to deal with health issues like osteoarthritis, sometimes without your humans even being aware!
My point is, next time you decide to keep up the dog neighborhood all night talking about a stray cat in your backyards, keep it to yourselves. I don’t think the humans appreciate it much either.