Dear Ms. Meniscus, My girlfriend wants me to go see Mamma Mia with her. MAMMA MIA. What do I do?! -Really Scurred
Buck up, youngin'. Goodness. The children today ... defeated by the simplest things.
Be a man. Go see the movie. It's a small sacrifice to make your gal happy.
Besides, I know your type -- you'll be singing those delectable ABBA songs right along with everyone else in the theater. And you'll love it.
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